lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
TIL That there is a star 50 light-years from earth in the constellation Centaurus (BPM 37093) that is pure crystallized carbon, which means it is a dimond that weighs 10 billion trillion trillion carats. Written out that would be 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 carats.
was remus lupin’s death really necessary
ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
after the bottom leaves
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
Everyone always shares when people commit grand acts of altruism but even petty unkindnesses or annoyances. I just wanted to take a moment of wifi to say I’ve been traveling on a train of strangers of all manner of class, color, origin, etc for 6 hours now, and I have yet to…